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Winner Poker is in Search of its Top 30 Players

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Winner Poker is in Search of its Top 30 Players


Winner Online Poker Room is in search of its Top 30 poker players and will be awarding $30
000 in Real Cash Prizes in their 3-month Top 30 Race! Read the full story at http://www.classicasinos.com/Poker_Promotions/Winner_Poker_Top_30_Race.html

Win a seat at the 2009 ECPokerTour Salzburg


Titan Poker presents the year’s most prestigious new tournament
the ECPokerTour Salzburg 2009. The ECPokerTour poker championship will be staged in the lavish new Alpine Palace Card casino between April 3rd and 5th 2009. Read the full story at http://www.classicasinos.com/Poker_Promotions/2009_ECPokerTour_Salzburg.html

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Party Gaming Signs Exclusive Poker Deal with Danish Group

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Party Gaming Signs Exclusive Poker Deal with Danish Group


Party Gaming will provide Danske Spil with a quality poker and casino platform. Read the full story at http://www.classicasinos.com/PokerNews/ns_11012010_439.html

Charity Poker Tournament Gives Away WSOP Seat


A charity poker tournament in honour of Mindy Trinidad will give the winner a free seat in the 2009 WSOP Main Event. Read the full story at http://www.classicasinos.com/PokerNews/ns_09122008_102.html

Bodog Open IV Takes Players From Contenders to Champions


Week-long tournament series gives players chance to go from $1 to poker stardom as the next Bodog Poker Open Champion. Read the full story at http://www.classicasinos.com/PokerNews/ns_19102009_339.html

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Winner Poker Free Money – $75

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Poker News – Your Guide to Being on the Cover!

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What better way is there to get the best tactics
poker strategies and tips than by studying the poker stars. In the world of poker
big names have come out as the ultimate reigning poker players. Many new poker players
new and veterans as well
are always on the look out for poker news. The simple for this is simple: poker news is great sources of lessons
historical poker moves
and of course
inspiration! And we are talking about inspiration for the big money. Since all poker players have in some way or the other thought about the winning the money at stake
then learning how to get it is essential. Many of the great poker players of today have learned from experienced poker players worldwide. Yes
some of them have started in the online poker rooms
moving through the real poker competitions. Now
let us all take a look at the latest poker news from the exciting competitions to updates to the simply interesting.

Competition: Partouche Poker Tour Cannes Main Event

The third day of the Partouche Poker Tour Cannes Main Event started off with eliminations during the first hour and the final table of eight was finally set. Gus Hansen got eliminated and joined the day 3 bustouts Scotty Nguyen
Robert and Michael Mizrachi and Noah Schwartz . Arnaud Corvisier picked up $15
693 for his 48th-place finish and those who followed in the payouts were Romain Constantini
Stephane Fanego and Scotty Nguyen. Arnaud Mattern finished with $15
693.

Finally
Day 3 of the Tour ended after 15 long hours of play and the final eight chips were distributed with Stephane Bazin – 2
387
000
Alain Roy – 2
225
000
Philippe Narboni – 1
456
000
Brice Cournut – 1
102
000
Jean Philippe Rohr – 750
000
Claudio Rinaldi – 749
000
Anthonin Teisseire – 541
000
and Michel Abecassis – 375
000.

This big stakes poker game will definitely be on many poker players’ top poker news watch list to see who will be crowned the first Partouche Poker Tour Grand Champion.

Poker Politics

Hanging on to the latest swing politics in USA
duplicatepoker.com recently held a survey among 1
639 American poker players to ask them about the election fever of Obama versus McCain in the coming US Presidential Elections. Guess who came out winner? Obama ranked over McCain with 1
043 votes (596 for McCain). It is quite interesting to know that American poker players are also active participants in the country’s politics. They also believe that Obama brings on a promising future for US online poker. Let’s deal!

The Kings of Poker

Statistics relating to poker changes continually. More poker players are entering high stakes games and tournaments
challenging veteran poker players all over the world. Yet
there are the big kings of poker who have managed to remain on top either by luck
skill
and experience. The five most famous and top poker players who have made waves in poker news around the world are the American Jaime Gold ($12
041
228) his record as World Series of Poker Main Event Champions
Joseph Hachem ($10
269
186) who won the $7.5 million grand prize in 2005
the young Jerry Yang ($8
250
000)
Allen Cunningham ($7
469
380) of California who uses his analytic approach
and Paul Wasicka ($7
371
901) who came in second in the 2006 World Series of Poker but won $6M.

CelebPoker $ 19 Free Poker Money

There is a new site offering a free bonus at Celeb Poker. The bonus is an up front $19 in free cash with a further pending bonus of up to $180
which makes this potentially the largest free poker bankroll available online at this time. This bonus deal is available from CelebPokerMoney. There are a lot of countries [...]

New rooms at PokerStrategy

PokerStrategy has added two new poker rooms for their members to receive their $50 free bankroll in; Mansion Poker and Pacific Poker. This brings the choice
of poker rooms up to six. The PokerStrategy deal gives their members a $50 starting bankroll in any one of the six available rooms
but only gives the bonus [...]

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Women and Poker Part II – the Exploitation of the Female Form

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Some of the main hubs of poker are also the most sexualized cities in the United States
name New Orleans and then later Las Vegas. These cities are absolutely oozing with sex
and although this paper is not trying to make a moralistic argument decrying these wild cities’ lifestyles
much of these images have stuck to the game of poker itself. Perhaps this phenomenon would not be so bad if it played out evenly between the two sexes
but all one sees is the portrayal of partially disrobed women advertising for poker sites. One only needs to log onto the internet and search for “Women and Poker” to have a dozen women in bikinis immediately pop up on the screen.

In fact
yours truly actually did run a search specifically for “Women and Poker”
and here are some of the surprising results. In no particular order we present 10 of the most tasteful poker sites on the web:

-Pokerium Online Poker Room and Casino: The front page of this website is a model of good taste and restraint. Many of the searches yielded interesting results
but this website was head and shoulders ahead. Upon opening the home page one finds an illustration of a scantily clad brown-haired vixen with a flower in her hair(no real women were harmed during the production of this design). The interesting part of this drawing is that she is placed inside of a huge Ace of Clubs. In the middle of the card
where the woman is located
lies a very large club
and the stem of said club just happens to terminate in the center of the woman’s crotch. Although there is a possibility that this not-so-subtle innuendo was unintentional
we would not bet on it.

-Next on our list is the deliciously tasteful advertisement on hollywoodpoker.com for their “Babes & Bounties” tournament. To begin with
the title itself should be enough to ruffle the feathers of most women poker players. Then
the image used on the page is of a woman in a bikini top with money in the background behind her. And finally
for those players who aren’t sold by the picture in the middle
the site claims that “12 of the sexiest poker hostesses in the game” will be present at the table. It’s a good thing too
because most serious poker players refuse to play in tournaments with any less than 8 sexy poker hostesses. Finally
jus tto make sure that one can notice all the different features on the side
there is a picture of a woman on the left-hand side of the screen dressed in her rather unsupportive underwear lying down in front of a laptop with poker chips lying around her body. She is happily wearing a pair of flattering white high heeled shoes so that she can model at any moment during her poker game. A truly classy website.

-PokerWorld.com
an up and coming online card room
is another tastefully crafted website
with nothing to offend save for their new “Topless Bonus”. The “Topless Bonus: The Shape of Things to Come” seems a stretch: with this promotion they will “top up” your account with a free 20% bonus. The stingy bonus does not only fall way short of the 200% bonuses floating around on various sites
it also offends the eye. They advertise it with a small silhouette of a woman
hardly exposing anything whatsoever. Why they chose to try and correlate a 20% with topless women is a mystery
but they surely went for it.

-Not to be outdone
Jungle Poker has its own female spokeswoman: none other than the lovely Cheynelle Fraser
a bartender/model who is now the official face of Jungle Poker. Why a poker site would need a sizzling hot model as a spokeswoman is a grand mystery. We suspect it is because the photos of Cheynelle – which include several excellent cleavage shots – surely have everything to do with poker and nothing with selling sexuality. Although the site may be using the good looks of beautiful Cheynelle to help promote their site
they are not just about T & A on th
eir site: on the front page of the site they have an advertisement for their heads up Sit & Go tournaments
featuring two headshots of a man and a woman
both fully dressed
challenging each other to a card game. Hurray for equality!

-Europeans are no exception when it comes to using alluring images of the female form to help them sell their products. In a recent article published on poker.gamble.co.uk
the author writes about the upcoming Great British Poker Tour
and the centerpiece image of this article is a nude woman relaxing in a bathtub full of poker chips. It’s a good thing that they posted this picture
because nothing says Great British Poker Tour better than a woman bathing nude in poker chips.

-The most morbid result found during the search came from best-poker-rakeback.net on their rakeback advertisement
which features a frightening illustration of zombie woman in a corset
fishnet stockings
heels
and a short skirt using a rake to gather up some playing cards that must have fallen off a tree. Although the idea of having somebody literally raking poker cards is cute
we’re not sure about the need for a sexy undead woman.

-Gambling blog Oddjack paid homage to the women of poker in an article titled “Top 10 Sexiest Women of Poker”. This enlightening four part series takes the readers through their list of what they view as the sexiest women in the poker world. Just to give a small taste of their depictions of these women
we will go over the first three women they talk about. Each woman has a picture with a caption beneath it. At number ten on their list is Courtney Friel
a television hostess for the world poker tour. The picture they have of her is in a lacy tank top: fair enough. She’s obviously OK with the picture considering she modeled for it. Underneath the picure is a caption that says “Stop teasing us Courtney
tear those laces off!”

The next featured profile is that of Evelyn Ng. Underneath her picture they put a quote that says
“Evelyn sure is one sweet ride…” Sadly
they did not even try to be creative with this comment
the only possible connotation for this remark is a sexual one. They also remarked in her profile that she won the WPT Ladies Night event and that
“Yup
she kicked ass. Asses that belong to Annie Duke and Kathy Liebert. Asses I don’t wanna see anytime soon. No matter how much they pay me to.” This hilarious joke about the physical assets of two of poker’s greatest female players was insulting to say the least.

At number 8 on their list is none other than Lily Elviro. This strong poker player who
besides being a strong poker player
is physically well endowed as well. The picture which they used for her was taken during a poker tournament she played in and shows her at the table holding a pair of cards. She is leaning forward a little showing a fair portion of her not so small breasts. Unable to resist
the comment beneath the photo says
“It’s hard for Lily to always carry a heavy set of puppies like that.” If it wasn’t for such brilliant writing most of us would completely miss out on such hard to miss features.

-Next on our list is an article written by Toby Bochan on her poker blog. This photo-article
featured on about.com
is titled “The hottest women of poker”
and it is essentially an amateur photo gallery of professional femal poker players. The women featured in this article are Evelyn Ng
Shannon Elizabeth
Clonie Gowen
Jennifer Tilly
Liz Lieu
Vanessa Rousso
Isabelle Mercier
Cyndy Violette
Jennifer Harman
Annie Duke
Kristy Gazes
Chantel McNutty
and Jennefer “Jennicide” Leigh. Perhaps the most disturbing part about this gallery is not that these women have their pictures posted
but that none of the pictures were studio pictures. They all seem like photos that were taken in a clandestine manner on a digital camera. Does this strike anybody as creepy?

-Coming l
ast on our list is none other than Full Tilt Poker
who recently issued a challenge between Paris Hilton and Clonie Gowen. Their hearts were definitely in the right place: they were to host a heads-up challenge between the two women and the winner would take the $100
000 prize and donate it to the charity of her choice. This sounds good
so why does this make our trash list? Well
if you go to the website
the page they created for this challenge has these two women stacked up next to each other. The title for their statistics is called their “Sexy Stats”
and just to make sure that the best poker player wins
they even added a “Who is sexier?” poll at the bottom of the page.

Thus concludes our trashy website list (NEED TO THINK OF A WAY TO PITCH THIS ARTICLE). Part IV will conclude “Women and Poker” by addressing what the future of women and poker may hold.

Absolute Poker Helps Players Improve their Game with ‘Show Folded Cards’ Feature


Online poker room’s new feature allows players to instantly recall which cards they folded Read the full story at http://www.classicasinos.com/PokerNews/ns_28102008_70.html

Quebec to Introduce Regulated Online Poker


The Canadian province
Quebec
is preparing to introduce legalized online poker
operated by Loto Quebec
by September 2010. Read the full story at http://www.classicasinos.com/PokerNews/ns_09022010_461.html

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